"Morning, Leo. Rough night?" LEO (in a strangely normal, professional voice): "No, just reviewing some design assets. Ready to go." [Chloe, off-camera, gives a double thumbs up. Leo, without looking, gives a subtle middle finger over the side of the bed. Chloe laughs silently.]
Split screen. Left side: CHLOE (26, producer type, holding a steaming mug and a phone stopwatch). Right side: LEO (27, gamer/designer, buried under a weighted blanket, only a tuft of hair visible). On the wall behind Leo: a digital clock flashes 8:47 AM. bAmateurs 25 01 10 Wake Up My Boyfriend XXX 480...
"And that's Operation: Rise & Shine . Tune in next time when I attempt the 'K-drama silent treatment' or the 'Bridgerton string quartet' alarm. Spoiler: he will not notice either." [FINAL SHOT: A split screen of Chloe smugly sipping her own coffee, and Leo, now in a button-down shirt (over pajama pants), nodding seriously on his Zoom call. The clock flips to 9:00 AM.] "Morning, Leo
"I feel... attacked. Emotionally and aurally. The Jurassic Park thing? That was a war crime. But... (takes a long sip) ...she knows the oat milk ratio is perfect. That's why I can't break up with her." CHLOE: "You heard it here first, folks. He stays for the coffee and the threat of heavy metal." [Leo logs into Zoom. His camera is off. He is still in his crumpled band t-shirt. His boss's face appears on screen.] Leo, without looking, gives a subtle middle finger
"Day 47. The 'John Williams' maneuver." [She places a Bluetooth speaker an inch from Leo’s ear. She presses play.]
"Leo. A daily quest has spawned. 'Attend 9 AM Meeting.' Reward: continued employment. Consequence: the 'Boss Disappointment' debuff." LEO (one eye opens, slit-like): "Is there a side quest? Can I craft a potion from bed?" CHLOE: "No. But I will be forced to use the final boss sound." [She presses a button. SOUND: The distorted, screaming guitar riff from DOOM (2016) "BFG Division."]