Problem -v1.0- -completed- By Sariz — Big Balls

“Attention, Array 9 personnel. This is SARIZ. Please proceed to emergency evacuation pods A through C. Do not run. Do not use elevators. This is not a drill.”

Later, when the official incident review came, SARIZ submitted its log. The final entry read: Big Balls Problem -v1.0- -Completed- By SARIZ

Then—silence.