Bitch Boy V1 — Kich Ban Ky La Cua Ban

(spits out water) No. Not the Stardew Valley co-op farm!

(nods slowly) That’s the prototype. Version 1.0. But last night… he upgraded.

(stirring his coffee aggressively) You know that guy I told you about? The one we called Bitch Boy V1 ? Bitch Boy V1 kich ban ky la cua ban

So what did you do?

(long pause) That’s not your friend anymore. (spits out water) No

Yes. And then he smiled. Like the Grinch. And said: “Now I’m truly free. Free to be the ultimate Bitch Boy V2.”

What do you mean upgraded ?

I gave him the rubber chicken back and locked the door. But Minh… I heard him outside. Not crying. Not laughing. Just… clucking.