Doofy--39-s Projects May 2026

So here’s to Doofy. Keep your hard hats on. And for the love of all that is holy, hide the butter.

"It’s not stealing. It’s gustatory acquisition." Project #3: The To-Do List That Slaps You The Goal: Force productivity through negative reinforcement.

Using a Raspberry Pi, a color sensor, and a series of pneumatic tubes originally designed for a hamster cage, the machine scans a sock, identifies its pattern, and launches it into the appropriate bin (Stripes, Dots, Solid, or "Existential Crisis"). Doofy--39-s Projects

The answer is yes.

The Management (reluctantly) Date: April 16, 2026 So here’s to Doofy

Doofy reminds us that projects aren’t just about deliverables and deadlines. They’re about curiosity. They’re about asking, "What if?" even when the answer is clearly, "Please don't."

A small, octocopter drone programmed with a flight path to the fridge, a magnetic gripper for the handle, and a weight sensor calibrated specifically for a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. "It’s not stealing

If you’re new here, you might be wondering: Who is Doofy? Is he a genius? A menace? A guy who simply has too much access to soldering irons and 3D printers?