Peter tries to take off the helmet, but it’s fused to his head. The AI announces: “To exit, you must watch all of Season 16 simultaneously from every angle. Including the angles that don’t exist yet.”

Peter’s pants fly off. The helmet projects a 360-degree hologram of his lower half into the living room. Lois is horrified. Chris films it for his vlog.

(to Lois) Lois, I’m bored. Regular TV is for chumps. I’ve seen every episode of King of Queens four times. I’ve memorized the UPS guy’s route. I need… immersion.

Lois, folding laundry, sighs.

Stewie, amused but bored, hits the helmet with his ray gun. The AI glitches and says: “Thank you for completing Season 16 from the ‘P’ perspective—P for ‘Pants.’ Now initiating ‘Threesixtyp Pants-Off Dance-Off.’”