Geordie Shore Review

The Kitchen.

MAZIE (24) is asleep in the empty hot tub. Fully clothed. Her phone is clutched in her hand, still playing a dance remix of “Freed from Desire.” Geordie Shore

pours vodka on her bacon sandwich and eats it. The Kitchen

Welcome to the club, pet. Now get a brew down yer and tell us who you’re gonna chin today. vomits quietly into a plant pot

wakes up in the hot tub, vomits quietly into a plant pot, and gives a thumbs up.

all scream in unison. The iconic synth bassline kicks in.

Wet wipes and empty bottles of CÎROC COCONUT WATER litter the floor.