Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom.
And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up
He Who Must Not Be Named? More like He Who Must Not Get a Blue Tick. Bro has no nose, 0 empathy, and a Horcrux collection that screams “I’m not like other dark lords.”
So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail.
Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨.
Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom.
And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf
He Who Must Not Be Named? More like He Who Must Not Get a Blue Tick. Bro has no nose, 0 empathy, and a Horcrux collection that screams “I’m not like other dark lords.” Ron Weasley – himbo king
So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail. Bro has no nose, 0 empathy, and a
Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨.