Hellhound Therapy Session -berz1337- Guide

(for the first time, a slow, thrumming purr) "...Session's not over, is it, doc?"

"Scared." (Gnash and Vex both snap their jaws toward Howl) "What? I said it. I'm scared. If the Master loses his fire… do we just… fade? Turn into stray metaphors for bad decisions?"

"You want the real issue, doc? The silence . The Master used to whistle. Used to rattle our chains when we did good. Now he just stares into the Abyss. I think he’s depressed." Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

(scribbling on a flaming clipboard) "So the core issue is a lack of purpose and an absent authority figure. Let’s try an exercise. I want each of you to finish this sentence: When I hear the word 'home,' I think of…'

"Hungry. Not the good kind. The empty kennel for a millennium kind. He hasn't thrown us a sinner since Tuesday." (for the first time, a slow, thrumming purr) "

"He’s right. We’re not hunting anymore. We’re just… pacing. What’s the point of a hellhound without a chase? My teeth itch."

"It is. That'll be three brimstone tokens. Next patient is a banshee with imposter syndrome. She thinks her wails aren't 'piercing enough.'" If the Master loses his fire… do we just… fade

"Then let’s try medication. I'm prescribing one (1) genuine, unrepentant soul — ethical sourcing optional. Take it before bed. Chase with sulfur."