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Last night, Lilith rolled over in bed. Her tail wrapped around my ankle. Her horns caught the moonlight.

We talked for four hours. She knew obscure 80s movies. She hated cilantro with a passion that seemed almost theological. She explained that the concept of ‘Hell’ was a marketing ploy by the medieval church, and that the actual Underworld was more like a bureaucracy with better dental. She got tipsy on something called Serpent’s Venom —a glowing green liquid that made her horns hum. Last night, Lilith rolled over in bed

She thrust the ultrasound at me. The image showed a tiny, curled-up fetus. It had my nose. And also a tiny, coiled tail. And what looked like a minuscule third eye in the center of its forehead. We talked for four hours

He blinked. Then, against every law of infernal nature, the Lord of Darkness let out a long, weary sigh. She explained that the concept of ‘Hell’ was

For three weeks. The nausea started on a Tuesday. I thought it was the pho. Then my nipples started to hurt. Not chafing-hurt. Cosmic-hurt . Like they were trying to communicate with alien lifeforms. I googled symptoms. WebMD said: Pregnancy, demonic possession, or lactose intolerance.