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The footage jumps. Dr. Finch now holds a sign that says “LOW EXPECTATIONS = HIGH PROFITS.” He laughs—a hollow, broken sound.

CHAD: (into the phone’s camera) Yeah, I’ll take a venti triple-foam latte with extra victory . No, cold. Make it angry. Idiocracia.avi

DR. FINCH: If you’re watching this… you’re the new smartest person alive. Congratulations. Try not to be alone. (He coughs.) And turn off the TV. It’s not babysitting you anymore. It’s burying you. The footage jumps

Then the sign shorts out. Sparks. Darkness. CHAD: (into the phone’s camera) Yeah, I’ll take

Jenna watches, frozen. The screen cuts to montage: people applauding a vending machine that says “I LOVE YOU.” A courtroom where the judge uses a Magic 8-Ball. A news anchor crying because she can’t remember the word “yesterday.”

JENNA: Sir, if I may—our product is a “smart toaster” that sends passive-aggressive texts to users who burn their bagels. It has a 2% satisfaction rate. The actual problem is that no one in R&D can read above a third-grade level. I ran a literacy test.