Kim Kardashian Superstar Interview -

(Stands up. Poses. Checks her phone.)

(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow. kim kardashian superstar interview

She’s a mogul. A muse. A master of the selfie. For the first time ever, she sits down for the interview the world has been waiting for. Please welcome... the one and only... Kim Kardashian . (Stands up