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“Wait,” Malachar said, raising a hand. “We can negotiate.”

Ten shadow tendrils wrapped around L-li and immediately went limp, like wet spaghetti. L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...

“Your power sucks,” L-li agreed. Back at the castle, the celebration was awkward. The bards didn’t know what song to write. The knights looked at their magical swords and sighed. “Wait,” Malachar said, raising a hand

The prophecy was clear: When the Demon Lord rises again, a soul of pure will shall descend from the sky, wielding the power of the Void. Back at the castle, the celebration was awkward

He had saved the world. Not by fighting. Not by growing stronger. But by being the one person in the universe whose existence made every superpower completely, utterly, hilariously useless.

“What… what are you?” Malachar whispered, stepping back.

Twenty minutes later, L-li walked out of the Obsidian Fortress with the Demon Lord tied up with a curtain cord. Malachar was crying softly.