Megaboob Manor - Misadventures

I curse this house! Any who dwell within shall find their most embarrassing assets… magnified ! Their hungers… insatiable ! Let the manor feed on your desires!

A bumbling, cash-strapped historian is hired to authenticate the antiques of a reclusive, eccentric widow at a remote Gothic manor, only to discover that the house’s bizarre, curvaceous architecture is a living curse that amplifies the physical features—and the raging libidos—of everyone inside, leading to a night of supernatural slapstick and absurdly dangerous physics. misadventures megaboob manor

The interior is absurd: every archway is unnaturally rounded, every door handle is a brass sphere, and the chandelier is a series of glowing orbs. Portraits on the walls show ancestors with increasingly improbable proportions. I curse this house

Lightning strikes the domed towers. They glow pink. Fade to black. Let the manor feed on your desires

She gestures to a locked door with a brass plaque: