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Does this mean I skipped math class to watch Friends reruns? Of course not. (Okay, maybe once. Or twice.)

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My first teacher wasn't a person. It was a VHS tape. It was a Saturday morning cartoon. It was a CD-ROM game with pixelated graphics and a melodramatic soundtrack. Does this mean I skipped math class to watch Friends reruns

I prefer a different title: A graduate of the Mrs. Entertainment School of Hard Knocks. Or twice

I call bunk.

On Buffy the Vampire Slayer , the monster of the week was almost always a metaphor for high school trauma. On Star Trek , the Federation and the Klingons weren't enemies because they were evil; they were enemies because they didn't understand honor the same way.

What I learned about life, conflict, and confidence from the screens that raised me. If you ask anyone who knows me well, they’ll tell you I have an encyclopedic memory for movie quotes, a slightly unhealthy attachment to fictional characters, and an uncanny ability to predict plot twists. They might call me a "pop culture junkie."