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Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.

SON Because you were staring at me for 20 minutes without speaking. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

SON I’m going to live in a van.

SON Please no.

SON My name is Ryan.

DAVE It’s a system , Steven.