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Version 2024.2 - Update

▪ An improvement has been introduced to the FSI interface which provides increased stability of coupled simulations with strong fluid-structure interaction.
▪ The functionality “Filling of hollow structures” offered in the FSI section has been improved to achieve an increased reliability and completeness of the filling process particularly when structural erosion occurs.
▪ An erroneous check concerning the usage of B1D for multiple charges has been fixed. The error entirely prevented simulation of multiple charges.
▪ The updated package differs from the originally published package only with respect to the executable programs in /exe.

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Version 2024.2 - update

Version 2024.2 - update

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Co-Simulation Interface V3 for LS-DYNA

▪ Version 3 of the co-simulation interface for fluid-structure-interaction (FSI) has been implemented into the LS-DYNA user-subroutine dyn21.f/loadud. This interface permits the coupled simulation of explosively loaded structures with LS-DYNA and the APOLLO Blastsimulator V2024.2.

▪ LS-DYNA models can be used for a coupled LS-DYNA/APOLLO simulation without any formal modifications. The interface implemented in dyn21.f/loadud provides an automatic identification of the free surfaces of the LS-DYNA model (coupling surfaces) and automatically updates the topology of the coupling surfaces if element erosion occurs.

▪ Compiled object files of dyn21.f and readily linked versions of LS-DYNA are provided for Windows and Linux together with the APOLLO Blastsimulator software (LSDYNA license must be available for using the provided LS-DYNA executables).

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LSDYNA Co-Simulation Interface V3

LSDYNA Co-Simulation Interface V3

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What’s new in Version 2024.2

Suddenly,

Unlike the cheerful, friendly instructions from a certain Swedish giant (you know the one—where the mascot is a moose and everything is named after a fjord), the Nixon assembly guide is aggressive, paranoid, and surprisingly sticky.

Read the instructions three times. Trust nobody. And for god's sake, tape down the rug before you start. You don't want those missing dowels rolling under the sofa where they can conspire against you.

I recently bought a piece of furniture called the

Here is what I learned from trying to build democracy... I mean, furniture , the Nixon way. The first step reads: "Inventory all parts before beginning. Do not trust the pictures. The pictures lie."

Download