That guillotine sequence. Look, it makes zero historical or physical sense. But watching Jack spin helplessly while a blade chops closer to his neck every two seconds? That’s pure, unhinged Pirates energy. Stupid? Yes. Entertaining? Absolutely.
You miss the sea, the sword fights, and the silliness. Skip it if: You want your pirates gritty, realistic, or sober. Pirates Of The Caribbean- Salazar --39-s Revenge -English
Javier Bardem’s Captain Salazar is genuinely terrifying. With his ethereal, oozing hair and slow-burn vengeance, he brings a Shakespearean menace that’s been missing since Davy Jones. The silent, ghostly ship slicing through a beach—not the sea—is one of the most haunting visuals in the entire series. Plus, the young Jack Sparrow flashback? Pure fan service, but the good kind: clever, funny, and surprisingly fresh. That guillotine sequence
Here’s an interesting, slightly offbeat review for Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (released as Dead Men Tell No Tales in the US): The Ghost of a Good Time, Haunted by Its Own Past That’s pure, unhinged Pirates energy