Sam And Cat | Matthew

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in? sam and cat matthew

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights? (flips to another page) Under “odd skills” —

See? He gets it.

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. sam and cat matthew

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.