--- Shahd Fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 Mtrjm 🎉 🔥

Rosie suggested practicing on a sausage roll. Ellen suggested hypnotism. I suggested they were all useless.

So now we’re hiding behind a hedge at the Stiff Dylans’ gig, watching Dave the Laugh and some girl from year 11. They’re doing this thing where he tilts his head like a confused Labrador before going in. Very deliberate. Very snoggy. --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

It all started because I, Georgia Nicolson (14, fabulous nose, tragic personality) decided I needed to perfect The Snog. Not just any snog—the Perfect Snog . The kind where time stops and your knees actually turn to mashed potato. The kind Robbie the Sex God probably gives out like party favors. Rosie suggested practicing on a sausage roll