Shear Madness Play Script May 2026

Panic. Screams. Then Ronnie’s voice booms over the house speakers: "The box office is sold out. Police won’t be here for thirty minutes. The show… must go on."

Frankie tries to flee through the stage door, but Ronnie locks it remotely. Frankie shouts, “I didn’t kill her! I was going to — she ruined my last Broadway shot — but someone beat me to it!” Shear Madness Play Script

The police sirens finally wail outside.

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When they flicker back, Leo is standing over Frankie’s prone body, antique shears in hand. The audience gasps — another brilliant bit of improv? Shear Madness Play Script