Starsat User Manual May 2026

No returns. No exchanges. No refunds. The universe has a strict no-warranty policy. You are made of stardust. So is this manual. Handle with wonder. Starsat User Manual, v. Cosmos. Not responsible for supernovae, gamma-ray bursts, or existential crises triggered by looking up at night.

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One of my planets developed life. Is this covered? A: No. Life is a known bug, undocumented feature, or miracle—depending on your cosmic firmware. Starsat, Inc. takes no responsibility for carbon-based complaints, philosophy, or radio signals. No returns