Super Cow Game: 2007 Unlimited Gems

If you were a kid with a Flash-enabled PC back in 2007, you know the drill. The school computer lab smelled of stale pizza. The teacher wasn’t looking. And you were frantically clicking a pixelated bovine hero across a 2D side-scroller.

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It reminds us of a simpler time—when "microtransactions" didn't exist, and you could break the economy of a game simply by clicking too fast. If you were a kid with a Flash-enabled