The Best Apocalypse Ever -ep.6- -dezgemadev- Here

He flicks a switch. The Dyson roars to life. A zombie shambles into frame. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead. The zombie’s face gets sucked into the canister like a sad, gray smoothie.

—then we hit the siren on the scooter, and when they lean in to bite the sweet, sweet mobility aid? BAM. Vacuum to the face.

Best. Apocalypse. Ever.

The zombies turn. The trap springs. The tent falls.

This is insane! I love this!

We did it. We saved the apocalypse.

Too late. SCIENCE.

Mmrgh. Comedy.