The Cannibal Cafe Forum Archive May 2026

Am I being paranoid, or did I just eat a long-distance runner?

Hit up a new spot in the Rust Belt last week. The guy runs it out of a repurposed funeral home, which, honestly, felt more on-the-nose than atmospheric. I ordered the “24-Hour Braised Short Rib Special.” The Cannibal Cafe Forum Archive

It fell off the bone like a confession.