The Mortuary Assistant Switch Nsp -eshop- Today

“Don’t look under your bed.”

Night shift rules: check all six coolers. Identify the host. Burn the correct sigil. I opened Cooler 4. Empty. Cooler 5. A child. Cooler 6. The body I’d already embalmed—Mr. Henderson—was back inside, still wet with my incisions. Except his mouth was open now. Wide. Something dark dripped from his tongue. The Mortuary Assistant Switch NSP -eShop-

The game doesn’t let bodies move. I read the patch notes. They don’t move. “Don’t look under your bed

Horror Simulation / Psychological Thriller File Size: 2.1 GB Supported Play Modes: Handheld, Tabletop, TV Mode (Headphones Mandatory) I opened Cooler 4

Five stars. Never playing again. The Mortuary Assistant is out now on the Nintendo eShop. Download if you dare. And if the game asks for your blood type… lie.

I laughed nervously. The cat stared at the bathroom door. It was closed. I don’t have a bathroom connected to my living room.