Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to step away from the beverage.
One barrel tips. Rolls. Knocks over a forklift. The forklift honks, spins, and smashes into a shipping container, which falls open to reveal… The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...
(to kids) Nobody drink the water. Or the sports drink. Or the pudding cups. Actually, just stick to air. Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you
The guard squints. Frank shrugs, then swings the chicken. It squeaks harmlessly against the guard’s helmet. The guard blinks. Frank kicks him in the shin. The guard collapses—into a puddle of motor oil, sliding into the harbor with a dignified splash. and smashes into a shipping container
World peace? That’s your villain speech? I once arrested a guy for double-parking. Now that was evil.