She is the Sisyphus of Bikini Bottom. Every episode, she tries to produce a coherent, profitable show. Every episode, Patrick derails it by eating the set, summoning a giant alien jellyfish, or forgetting that he is hosting a show at all. And yet, she persists. Her silent glances to the camera are the closest thing the show has to a moral center.
Critics call it “lazy writing.” I call it radical empathy. The show forces the viewer to abandon Aristotelian logic and embrace a childlike (or starfish-like) perception of the world. When Patrick stares into the void, the void doesn’t stare back; the void asks for a glass of water and then forgets why it’s there. The secret protagonist of the series is not Patrick. It’s Squidina. Voiced with weary brilliance by Jill Talley, Squidina is a child prodigy trapped in a system of absurdity. She writes the cues, manages the budget, directs the camera, and constantly saves her brother from literally destroying the space-time continuum. The Patrick Star Show
The animation style has shifted. Characters frequently break into claymation or stop-motion. The backgrounds melt. The laws of physics are not just bent; they are taken out back and shot. In one episode, Patrick’s face falls off to reveal a smaller face, which falls off to reveal a smaller face, ad infinitum. In another, the concept of “Thursday” becomes a tangible villain. She is the Sisyphus of Bikini Bottom
But for those who enjoy the philosophical absurdism of Samuel Beckett filtered through a children’s cartoon budget, this show is a revelation. It has taken the worst fears of the SpongeBob fandom—that the franchise would become soulless corporate sludge—and subverted them by becoming the most authentically weird thing on television. And yet, she persists
When The Patrick Star Show premiered in 2021, the collective groan from 90s Nickelodeon purists was almost audible. A spin-off of a spin-off? Patrick Star—the dim-witted, aggressively optimistic pink sea star—getting his own variety show ? It felt like the final sign of apocalyptic brand milking. Yet, three seasons in, something strange has happened. The show has quietly evolved into one of the most unhinged, avant-garde experiments in mainstream children’s animation.
We thought we were getting The Eric Andre Show for kids. We actually got Twin Peaks under the sea.
It is a show about a family living under a rock, broadcasting a signal into the void. And somehow, despite all the drool, the screaming, and the melting faces, that signal feels more honest than most of what we call “prestige TV.” Long live the star. Long live the rock. What are your thoughts on the surreal turn of modern animation? Is Patrick a genius or just a symptom of collapse? Drop a comment below.