“Copy,” I said. “En route.”
They didn’t know I used to be Tourism Police Division 6. Until I watched a Swedish backpacker get stabbed for a fake Rolex and my lieutenant said, “File says accident. You saw nothing.” So I stopped filing. Started driving. Started watching. Every night, the same movie: kids from rich countries, chasing a Thailand that never existed, running straight into the one that does. Tuk Tuk Patrol Pickup 13-14 -Globe Twatters- -2...
I lit a cigarette. Watched them stumble into a 7-Eleven to buy Chang and phone chargers. Tomorrow they’d fly home to Leeds or Melbourne or Ohio. They’d tell a story about adventure. I’d still be here, engine idling, waiting for the next load of ghosts. “Copy,” I said