Fade to black. End credits play over the sound of comfortable silence and one happy, ignored uncle.

"Welcome to my world. My big brother won't let me play video games. My mom's on her phone. Even my dog ignores me unless I have cheese."

She takes a giant, triumphant lick.

Title card explodes in rainbow letters: "THE SILENT TREATMENT"

"Oh great. A magical old man fell into my sprinkler." Uncle Grandpa Series

"Did too."

Back in the RV. Uncle Grandpa returns through the ceiling, landing on the couch. Fade to black