“Let’s just say it was not a nature documentary. It was two people who were very familiar with each other’s… geography.”
“I trudge upstairs to the kitchen. The house is silent. Dark. I grab a Gatorade from the fridge, chug half of it, and then I hear it.” Video Title- I caught my stepsister watching porn
“I froze. I should have just walked away. Gone back to the basement. Pretended I was a statue. But no. My foot found the one creaky floorboard in the entire house. Creeeeak. ” “Let’s just say it was not a nature documentary
“So yeah. That’s my night. We are now bonded by mutual destruction. She’s probably hiding in her room deleting her browser history, and I’m going to have to look her in the eye over breakfast tomorrow.” Gone back to the basement
“Me? I’m the ‘loud gamer who forgets to knock’ type. That’s important.”
“Okay. So. I need to tell you guys what happened about twenty minutes ago. I’m currently hiding in my car in the driveway. My face is the color of a tomato. And I have officially seen something I will never be able to unsee.”