Virgin Protection Magic Walkthrough File

Upon the game's release, the VPM walkthrough became a customer service nightmare. Nintendo’s hotline logs show one operator famously sighing, "No, sir, you cannot 'steal' her virginity to break the spell. That creates a different game over screen."

Every veteran of 90s-era JRPGs knows the moment. You’ve just liberated a fairy village, scaled the Tower of Trials, and finally reached the serene, sakura-draped shrine at the world's edge. The party’s mage—usually a shy cleric or a haughty princess-type—stops walking. The music shifts from triumphant orchestral swells to a nervous, plucked koto melody. A dialogue box appears. "T-the path beyond this gate is forbidden. I... I must maintain the Rite of the Unblemished Veil ." If you’re playing blind, you have no idea what that means. You try to walk forward. You are blocked. You check your key items. Nothing. You talk to the village elder for the third time. He coughs and says, "Some doors are sealed by more than iron, hero." Virgin Protection Magic Walkthrough

And that, dear player, is the true walkthrough. Upon the game's release, the VPM walkthrough became