No, no, no. You misunderstand. I’m not teasing. I’m… helping .

(Standing, striking a pose) Darling, no one remembers ordinary. Now stand up. Let’s practice your wave.

Horrifying. Again. With feeling .

That’s all I ask. (To audience, conspiratorially) She’ll be there. (Exits, singing under her breath) La-la-la — popular!

There is now. You’re coming. And you’re going to be… (Looks her up and down) Well, green. But interesting.

Maybe ordinary isn’t so bad.