With a final surge of self-esteem, Derek leaned into the screen and whispered two words:
“I’m the remux,” pixel-Derek hissed. “You’re just the scratchy DVD in someone’s memory.” Zoolander.2001.1080p.10bit.BluRay.HIN-ENG.5.1.x...
“Ten-bit color depth, Derek,” said his loyal assistant, Matilda, adjusting her glasses. “That means no banding in the gradient of your cheekbones during the ‘Magnum’ scene.” With a final surge of self-esteem, Derek leaned