AMY: "That’s not an equation. That’s love."
DR. LEONARD HOFSTADTER (40s, weary eyes, kind smile) watches DR. SHELDON COOPER (40s, rigid posture, piercing gaze) arrange takeout containers by molecular weight.
Leonard finds Sheldon annoying. Howard thinks Amy is creepy. Penny (now a cynical waitress) tells them both to get lost. big bang theory
LEONARD: "Nothing."
And Leonard laughs. Not a polite laugh. A real laugh. AMY: "That’s not an equation
SHELDON: "You don’t know me. And that’s fine. But I need you to hear this: You are the most patient man in any timeline. You held my hand when my father died. You let me win at Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock exactly 47% of the time so I wouldn’t spiral. You are not my friend because of circumstance. You are my friend because you chose to endure me. And I am better because of it."
It fails. Miserably.
LEONARD: "This is a friendship test, not physics."