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P.S. Grunt finally spoke yesterday. He looked at a map, pointed to a section labeled "Unmaintained Trail," and said "Pretty." It’s going to be a brutal hike. Can’t wait.

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It can be a cool rock, a snapped fishing lure, or a photo of a sunset that looks like it was painted by a drunk angel. If you leave the woods the same way you entered, you failed. The "Basement to Backcountry" Log Last weekend, we took out a new recruit. Let’s call him "Dave." stay home. If they’re muddy

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